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Apparently someone didn’t get the memo about political correctness, and so I got a lot of emails from all over the world from other internet marketers wishing me Merry Christmas. And of course many of these emails were laden with gifts.

It’s OK. I personally see nothing wrong with wishing others Merry Christmas as one of the aspects of Christmas is the idea of "Peace On Earth, Good Will Toward Men."

Whether you celebrate Christmas, another holiday, or it’s just another holiday to you, I wish you peace, happiness, and a lot of joy in 2008. In other words, I hope you get whatever it is you want out of life in 2008.

And that’s what my gift to you is intended to do: give you a launching pad.

I’ve compiled the three volume set of "The Science of Getting Rich" into ebooks. Wallace Wattles actually wrote three books, not one, and they were meant to address the three areas he addressed in the Science of Getting Rich: mind, body, spirit.

If you read these ebooks, and apply what you learn, you will achieve everything that you want in life.

I’ve also thrown in a few other tools in to help you, and these are things that I absolutely know work, and I use them in my business.

Download your package here:

The Science of Getting Rich Ebooks

There’s nothing to sign up for. Just download them. Also, the main file is in zip, so you’ll need to unzip it to read the files. You can get a free zip manager at ICEOWS.

Because I am Southern, I have a couple of other things I want to share with you. I hope they will make you laugh the way they did me.

Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

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Subject: Letter from Santa Claus

Dear Parents,

I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer serve the States of Georgia, Florida, Virginia, West Virginia, North and South Carolina, Tennessee, Mississippi, Texas, Alabama, and Arkansas on Christmas Eve.

Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract was renegotiated by North American Fairies and Elves Local 209. As part of the new and better contract I also get longer breaks for milk and cookies so keep that in mind.

However, I’m certain that your children will be in good hands with your local replacement, who happens to be my third cousin, Bubba Claus. His side of the family is from the South Pole. He shares my goal of delivering toys to all the good boys and girls; however, there are a few differences between us.

Differences such as:

1. There is no danger of the Grinch stealing your presents from Bubba Claus. He has a gun rack on his sleigh and a bumper sticker that reads: "These toys insured by Smith and Wesson."

2. Instead of milk and cookies, Bubba Claus prefers that children leave an RC cola and pork rinds [or a moon pie] on the fireplace. And Bubba doesn’t smoke a pipe. He dips a little snuff though, so please have an empty spit can handy.

3. Bubba Claus’ sleigh is pulled by floppy-eared, flyin’ coon dogs instead of reindeer. I made the mistake of loaning him a couple of my reindeer one time, and Blitzen’s head now overlooks Bubba’s fireplace.

4. You won’t hear, "On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen.." when Bubba Claus arrives. Instead, you’ll hear, "On Earnhardt, on Andretti, on Elliott, and Petty."

5. "Ho, Ho, Ho!" has been replaced by "Yee Haw!" And you also are likely to hear Bubba’s elves respond, "I her’d dat!"

6. As required by Southern highway laws, Bubba Claus’ sleigh does have a Yosemite Sam safety triangle on the back with the words "Back Off."

7. The usual Christmas movie classics such as "Miracle on 34th Street" and "It’s a Wonderful Life" will not be shown in your negotiated viewing area. Instead, you’ll see "Boss Hogg Saves Christmas" and "Smokey and the Bandit IV" featuring Burt Reynolds as Bubba Claus and dozens of state patrol cars crashing into each other.

And Finally,

8. Bubba Claus doesn’t wear a belt. If I were you, I’d make sure you, the wife, and the kids turn the other way when he bends over to put presents under the tree.

Sincerely Yours,
S. Claus

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